Summer Breeze… Up The Summer Skirt

21 Sept 2010

Tomorrow marks the last day of summer.  It also marks the last day of something far more important - skimpy, revealing chick attire. 

For at least the next six months ladies across the northern hemisphere will conceal their golden-tanned walking sticks behind formless cotton curtains and shelter their wondrous curves under vast garments of billowy wool.  Why?  To flummox dudes, of course.  And, to a lesser extent, prevent hypothermia.

To commemorate the annual disappearance of tight, short, jaw-dropping clothing, I have devised the following fun page.  Print it out, solve each riddle, and then use the boxed letters to unscramble the answer to the MEGA RIDDLE. 

What flowing cotton frock sends a dude’s minute hand straight to 12 o’clock?

___   ___   ___      ___   [___]   ___   ___   ___  

What strappy upper favors the double D-cupper?

___   ___   ___   ___      ___   ___  [___]  

What two piece swimmer makes the testes simmer?

___   ___   ___  [___]   ___   ___ 

Worn too tight what pelvic shield of denim can lead to premature male venom? 
___   ___   ___   -   ___   ___   ___ [___]

What tiny number cut above the knees would stop a man’s heart if she ever dropped her keys?   

___   ___   ___   ___   -   ___   ___   ___   ___ [___]


Autumn nears and chicks bundle up to hide their boobs from bros, so in our heads is where we go to ___________ their frumpy clothes. 

[___]  [___]  [___]  [___]  [___]

Answers next week!